Modern Day Spinster

The expected definition of a spinster is to just be a single and never married woman. If it were only that simple. I am a daughter, sister, auntie, friend, babysitter, alumna, artist, writer, diva, comedienne, bitch, caregiver, confidante, adviser, stylist, cheerleader, singer, dancer, activist, referee, sinner, saint, lover and occassional dater. Watch as I try to balance multiple spinning plates of relationships, responsibiilities, and reactions to life.

Thursday, November 24, 2005

Happy Thanksgiving

Courtesy of www.azlyrics.com I bring you the words to that all time Thanksgiving favorite. The Thanksgiving Song by Adam Sandler.


[Adam Sandler]They wanna hear the Thanksgiving song! All right..
This is uhh,this is the Thanksgiving song
I hope you enjoy it
[Starts playing] Love to eat turkey
Love to eat turkey
[Shout from the Crowd] I love you Adam!
[Adam Sandler] Ohhh, I love you!
Love to eat turkey 'cause it's good
Love to eat turkey like a good boy should
'Cause it's turkey to eat so good
[Adam Sandler] That clappin's messing my head up man. I appreciate it.
But I was trying to think of the next line and all I hear is clapping
Here we go...Thanks anyways
Turkey for me
Turkey for you
Let's eat the turkey in my shoe
Love to eat the turkey at the table
I once saw a movie with Betty Grable
Eat that turkey all night long
Fify million Elvis fans can't be wrong
Turkey lurkey doo and turkey lurkey dap
I eat that turkey then I take a nap
Thanksgiving is a special night
Jimmy Walker used to say Dynomite
That's right
Turkey with gravy and cranberry
Can't believe the Mets traded Darryl Strawberry
Turkey for you and turkey for me
Can't believe Tyson gave that girl v.d
White meat, dark meat
You just can't lose
I fell off my moped and I got a bruise
Turkey in the oven and the buns in the toaster
I'll never take down my Cheryl Tiegs poster
Wrap the turkey up in aluminum foil
My brother likes to masturbate with baby oil
Turkey and sweet potato pie
Sammy Davis Jr. only had one eye
Turkey for the girls and turkey for the boys
My favorite kind of pants are corduroys
Gobble gobble goo and gobble gobble gickel
I wish turkey only cost a nickel
Oh I love turkey on Thanksgiving
Happy Thanksgiving everybody!

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